Total Medals Earned: 220 (From 59 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,365 Points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (45/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
That was a weird game.
Try to enter the house.
Visit my world wide website.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/380 points)
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Find the kitty.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Check the Credits Page!
Complete the first 5 acts
Complete acts 5-10
Complete acts 10-15
Complete acts 15-20
Complete all the acts!
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
Destroy 100 enemies.
Upgrade your ship to have 10 HP.
Mine 30 ore.
Upgrade your ship 10 times.
Achieve 50 points of reputation.
Complete 5 missions.
Enter the Nyx Conglomeration and the Terminus Cloud.
Upgrade your ship to have 25 HP.
Achieve 100 points of reputation.
Mine 100 ore.
Complete 20 missions.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Upgrade your ship 20 times.
Mine 250 ore.
Achieve 250 points of reputation.
Destroy the fleet threatening the Porus Mining Quadrate.
Complete 50 missions.
Upgrade your ship 30 times.
Upgrade your ship to have 50 HP.
Destroy 1000 enemies.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Scored 25.
Scored 50.
Scored 100.
Scored 150.
Scored 200.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (85/150 points)
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Mindchamber survives the battle